Subject acquired · 01 unit
ShafaqAbdullah
Ten months old. Weight class: small. Output: disproportionate. This terminal tracks one human being, and he is currently asleep.
Signal
Lockedlocal node · no cloud
Mood
Delighted90% of waking hours
Threat assessment
Nonewholly non-hostile
Power Profile
- Cutenessbaseline attribute 100max
- Giggle outputaudio · sustained 97peak
- Curiosityreach · grasp · taste 94rising
- Grip strengthhair · glasses · spectacles 88↑ 6
- Nap durationrecovery cycle 74varies
- Crawl velocityquadruped · indoor 61↑ 14
Readings are taken by two very tired observers and should not be treated as scientific. The cuteness figure has never once moved off maximum.
Operational Log
Visual Record
Drop your own photographs beside this file and name them photo-1.jpg
through photo-6.jpg — they will appear here automatically.
Until then the frames hold their place like empty film slots.
A Note In The Margin
Shafaq, everything above this line is machinery — bars, counters, a tape measure of how extraordinary you are. It is all true. It is also a very complicated way of saying something simple.
You arrived, and the room reorganised itself around you. You laugh at the ceiling fan like it has told you a joke. You have opinions now, and they are loud ones. Ten months ago you were a rumour. Now you are the whole house.
Grow as fast as you like. This terminal will keep up.
— Ma & Baba